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how high were they when they invented pillows
“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
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the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
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Happy Mother’s Day - SNL Spoof Commercial
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