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thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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joshpeck:

zializia:

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

THIS NEVER GETS OLD

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feminally:

roachpatrol:

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

bustedbussy:

our first lady everyone 

ehehehe <3

she is a harvard educated lawyer

I love this so hard and I hope I am never introduced to the context.

(Source: eliaes)

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

(Source: cc.com, via daddywhorebucks)

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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